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    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
    Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

    So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

  • #2
    bakers out of control!

    but ok here's obviously the best:

    A man walks into a bar with a tortoise on his head. He asks for some cheese. The bartender says "but this is a bar", so the man says "that's OK, the tortoise is paying!"
    uakene.com

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    • #3
      This one will get a good wide range of responses despite its simplicity.

      ::The Truck Joke::

      Ask me if I'm a truck.

      "are you a truck?"

      no.


      Ive been injured for telling that one.

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      • #4
        HUH?! ME not understand these jokes. Monster think that monster says these jokes are stoopid.

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        • #5
          I got Bakers.. Lost on the other two. Didn't get Yellow's at all. And NOOOO
          I'm not blonde. ;
          www.Net-Tyme.com
          Lifes a game.. It's time to Play!
          Quake.net-tyme.com Pick your Poison.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Net-Tyme
            Didn't get Yellow's at all. And NOOOO
            I'm not blonde. ;
            Yellow likes cheese and loves turtles.
            Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

            So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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            • #7
              You can pick your friends.
              You can pick your nose.
              But you CAN'T pick your friend's nose.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Yellow No. 5
                bakers out of control!

                but ok here's obviously the best:

                A man walks into a bar with a tortoise on his head. He asks for some cheese. The bartender says "but this is a bar", so the man says "that's OK, the tortoise is paying!"
                I still don't get it. Were you born with a giant stick up yer bum?

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Baker
                  Yellow likes cheese and loves turtles.
                  I have a pet Turtle name Sheldon. wooooooo (it's going to live when I die of old age, yay.... )

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                  • #10
                    Three guys are sitting in a boat, they've been lost at sea for days, have no food, water, and no way to move the boat. Suddenly, a can floats along and one of the men picks it up, a Genie comes out and say "3 wishes, one each."

                    The First guy says "When I get home, I want the best house in the world, with 6 garages, and a roof that can deflect meteors."

                    The Genie says "Ok, when you get home."

                    The Second guy says "When I get home, I want the best car in the world, like a jet car, with rockets and boosters."

                    The Genie says "Alright, when you get home."

                    So they all think the last guy will wish them home, right?

                    The Last guy says "I wish the whole ocean was beer."

                    Water turns brown, Genie dissapears, first guy says "Damnit Carl!"




                    "Now we gotta pee in the boat!"
                    "It's called being awesome, maybe you should try it." -Bank

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                    • #11
                      Knock Knock
                      Who's There?
                      Olive
                      Olive Who?
                      Olive over there partner

                      Knock Knock
                      Who's There?
                      thatcher
                      thatcher Who?
                      thatcher idea of a joke

                      Knock Knock
                      Who's There?
                      Ida
                      Ida Who?
                      Ida opened it myself if Ida key!

                      Knock Knock
                      Who's There?
                      Mary
                      Mary Who?
                      Merry Christmas !!

                      Knock Knock
                      Who's There?
                      orange
                      orange Who?
                      orange ya' glad I told you this joke?

                      You'll forgive me for those dumb jokes when you watch this banned commercial

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                      • #12
                        That commercial was neither offensive nor funny.

                        Here, have some atrocious jokes.

                        I came up with this one when I was 7, beware. What do you call a surgical convention in Greece? The medicterranean. Here let me Catholic it up for you, what do you call an apologist convention in Italy? The medicterranean see.

                        Yeah I dont expect many to get the variant there...

                        I came up with this one when I was 22, which I still am:
                        Knock Knock
                        Whos there?
                        Escape Artist
                        Escape artist who?
                        Escape artist Houdini!

                        And heres one that wonderfully offends people even though its actually mocking jingoism and modern country music...

                        Knock Knock
                        Whos there?
                        September 11th
                        September 11th who?
                        You said youd never forget!
                        Inside3d - Because you can't be Outside 3D!

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                        • #13
                          your jokes suck.
                          "

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                          • #14
                            Welcome to the Dumb Jokes Thread

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                            • #15
                              http://media.planetboredom.net/seinfeld.swf

                              wow.
                              Inside3d - Because you can't be Outside 3D!

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