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Share with us how you got your Thanksgiving Turkey!
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13I killed my own Turkey!0.00%0My mom killed the Turkey!7.69%1I bought mine at the store (let them kill the Turkey)38.46%5I pardoned the Turkey23.08%3I'm eating a tofu "turkey"7.69%1I'm European23.08%3Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.
So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ... -
I'm not European but it was the best answer to choose from your list >_>
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Where's the option for "Sarah Palin killed my turkey"?Comment
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thanksgiving is a shitty holidayComment
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If you're using "pardoned" as a euphemism, then yes, I pardoned it.Comment
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somebody actually had tofurkey for thanksgiving?
criminals...Comment
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