shambler w/ bewbs

[Admer456]

This huge place called Internet has all kinds of gems.
I'd better keep out...

[DeathMaster]

...I don't know how to feel about this.

[talisa]

i at complete random found something even worse



its both awful and absolutely hilarious with the added shambler

[Mugwump]

Tal, your picture link is broken.

i really cant believe this was created. i mean, really...WHAT ZE FUCK?!?!

What? Shamblers aren't allowed to have their shamby mamas to come home to after a good day's work slaughtering rangers?

[talisa]

hmmm maybe the website doesnt like images being linked?

i re-uploaded said image to imgur

[Mugwump]

Ah, it's working now. Oboy, that swollen anus! This vore appears to repeatedly enjoy some shamby rod where the sun don't shine...

[Dutch]

LOL looks like that shambler is as confused as everyone else about whether or not the vore is a 'she'

[talisa]

haha yeah, the addition of that shambler is the best part of the image

[Admer456]

So it really is true what I was told once: that there's porn for every single thing.
Though, that one was at least funny, lol.

[MadGypsy]

Is that vore image considered acceptable? It seems awfully explicit for an all ages site.

I'm aware we have a vore model somewhere around here with full on vagina and boobs but, that model wasn't pornographic and/or sexually explicit. The shambler image isn't either. This vore cartoon, though is straight up porn.

[talisa]

well.... one could argue that just the title of the thread alone would be more then enough for people to know that the thread isnt exactly SFW

[MadGypsy]

All I can say is...

If this was my site it would have disappeared faster than it was posted and I would be privately asking the person that posted it why they thought anything other than "there is obviously no way in hell I can post this."

It's not my site, though and judging by the lack of moderation of this, apparently you can post whatever you want. I'm sure there is absolutely no possible way for Solecord to get in any trouble. Maybe we should start a porn thread to test my theory. We'll call it NSFW Porn Thread and the title alone will provide 100% legal protection to our all-ages site.

Shambler with Boobs = comical
Vore pic = pure smut

You: "i at complete random found something even worse"

I agree. I'm not trying to come down on you but, you posted it, talisa. If you were someone else my opinion would be zero percent different. I don't pretend to agree with people just because I like and respect them. The dude under my first post is 15 and has an imaginary girlfriend named Jody that is a furry fox. Can you see how images like the one you posted are completely destroying young minds? I really don't give a crap who doesn't like or agree with what I am saying. When I was 15 stuff like the below image didn't exist and I had a real girlfriend named Jessica that was just a fox.

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For the record, if your (@admer) furry fox GF actually existed this is basically what she would look like.



Is that doing it for you lil bro? I know if it was me I couldn't wait to make out with her dog breath and give her a flea and tick bath.

[Admer456]

I've assumed that this is NSFW from the title itself. xd
In my opinion, the thread is OK if we don't fill it with too much of NSFW content. But then, nobody cares about Admer's opinion, as always...

Also, how come it's destroying young minds, or at least not mine? At first I found the picture Talisa posted to be horrifying. Then, on my second look, I found it less horrifying. Then, on my 3rd look (while scrolling down), I looked at it for a bit longer, and I found it hilarious because it's a... thing from Quake, I suppose.

@MadGypsy
Hmm, looks close. Jody's orange part of her fur isn't quite orange, but more oriented towards red. She also has short, red hair, and her tail is 1.2m long, as well as her by herself being 1.95m tall. Instead of paws, as most furries have, Jody has anthropomorphic hands & feet. And just like in the picture, her mouth is... how do I describe that? Ah, her jaw is in that shape, lol.
I can easily go further into Jody's description, but I think I've said enough.

(also, that foxgirl in the picture looks like she got surprised because she turned into a half-fox half-human)

Did you know that Jody was actually supposed to be a character in my cancelled Half-Life mod, then I fell in love with her? XD
I'm just sad that she's not real.
But all in all, that image is one, close approximation.

[Admer456]

(Sorry for double-posting, I could've edited the post above, but I had to separately point this out)

This is a pretty long one, but it's worth the read. Jody really is a character from my mod. xd
You also mentioned this thing, @MadGypsy:

if it was me I couldn't wait to make out with her dog breath and give her a flea and tick bath.

Of course I'd ma-
Hold on a second.

You're implying that my girlfriend is an anthropomorphic animal.
Well, it's the opposite. She's actually a zoomorphised human. She's pretty much a human being, with the only differences being her having fur, a tail, the shape of that jaw (and pretty sharp teeth), and big, foxy ears.
This is what you get for not knowing any background stories about it. :/

Essentially, she was born in 1998 as a human. At the age of 15, she signed up for genetic modifications, thus becoming the foxgirl we all know & love today.
Yeah, she's nearly 4 years older than me. Don't ask, she was the one who fell in love first, and I did so in return.

So, dog breath isn't a characteristic she owns, because that's not a thing given to her by the genetic modifications. Plus, she brushes her teeth every day.
And "give her a flea and tick bath". Darn, my lack of vocabulary strikes again, although I do know what's a flea.
*goes to Google Translate*

Ahh, so you'd think that she gets fleas and ticks in her fur? Hmm... yeah... maybe that's why she takes a shower every single day if she can. I've never asked her why she does that. Now I probably know why.

Hmm, one person from TWHL told me about the nightmares of having dog hair in the bed. As I've said, she's basically a genetically modified human. And her fur isn't like normal fur - it grows up to a certain size and the hair never falls off, which is pretty convenient, i.m.o.

Also, if you're wondering where she got those genetic modifications:
It's a part of my Half-Life mod's story. In short, some scientists in 1987 accidentally dropped a newly-found crystal into an exposed proton beam, which somehow caused the opening of a portal to a parallel universe that would later be known as L.o.G. (Land of Gamers, don't ask). They found out that it was programmable, meaning you'd literally write code if you wanted to create atoms, something never seen before. It was kept secret until 2010. Wow, they really know how to keep secrets.

And Jody's furry modifications? Eh, that's partially due to a rich person, who was really into furries. He bought his own team of dedicated scientists just to work on that. It happened in 1992. Then, they succeeded in 2008, and the first wave of "neo-furries" arrived. At first, it was ridiculously expensive, around $1.2 million for getting a "full transformation": which is what Jody got, but much later. And there were still some legal issues to be solved. But the rich furry enthusiast was happy, hehe.

Though, in 2010, new methods were discovered, and the process became far cheaper: $600666 for a full transformation. Jody did it in 2013, when the neo-furry trend started to really get popular. Luckily for her, she didn't have to pay so much like the first neo-furries did. Her full transformation was $13000. Wow, that's a lot. If you're wondering where she got that money, she cracked her parents' "piggy bank" which was actually an entire crate filled with cash, hidden somewhere in her home basement.

In her town, there was a community which really hated furries. She eventually had to leave in 2014, and she did a good decision - she went to L.o.G. It was still in beta. However, it was a good place for furries. Some individuals noticed the increase in overall population at L.o.G., so they decided to profit from that, lol.

As you can see, *some of* the things that you'd say wouldn't be worth it in my scenario, because of the "new furries".
Hah, no argument can stop me!
(just kidding, I'm sure there's one or two that you know)

Also, I apologise for, other than double-posting, completely going off the thread's topic. Have a nice day.

[Dutch]

Well...the bra-less shambler seems pretty normal now.