Self Declaration

[Frenzy]

I, Frenzy, declare myself the most dangerous threat to any player during matchplay of CA. Bring it on.

[JohnRocker]

and JohnRocker as his bait in matches... unstoppable...

[Phenom]

Damn Frenzy, howd you get John Rocker to suck your **** like that?

He straight folded for you! HaHaHa

[scar3crow]

I, scar3crow, declare myself willing to play things other than CA where I have to work for my weapons and map control is part of it, not just aim.

[RocketGuy]

I, RocketGuy, declare this thread dumb

[Frenzy]

Scarecrow, is that a way of saying being good at CA sucks? I only say CA because it's the most active, but we can go rumble anytime you want DM, 3wave, CA, whatever

[foq]

I, F0Qer, declare myself clanmate of Frenzy, therefore he is no longer a threat in clan matches

[scar3crow]

No, being good at CA does not suck. It however is being good at fewer dimensions than standard dm or such. Im not really interested in rumbling, mostly because Im not that good. But that doesnt change that I do think that CA is a dimension lower than normal deathmatch.

I will however declare myself to be a unique threat in MegaTF. I hopped onto a server for that a few months ago for the first time in 8 years, and when it wasnt overpopulated and spammy, managed to stay in the top three of players and considered to be the largest threat to the enemy teams caprate and defense structure.

[=peg=]

me wants 1-1 dm aerowalk anytime

[JohnRocker]

peg i'll 1v1 ca aerowalk

[Canadian*Sniper]

I, Canadian<OMFG THERES A STAR HERE>Sniper, declare that I accept peg's indirect offer

[spooker]

I, Spooker, declare that I am a discrete spiritual being, and part of the worldwide community of man.

[Fuzznut]

This is all a bunch of horseshit. Everyone knows the greatest individual threat on any server, of any game, anywhere is QUADBOT!

Quadraptor' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Quadraptor does not sleep. He waits.

Quadraptor does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Quadraptor goes killing.

The chief export of Quadraptor is pain.

Quadraptor is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his Nailgun and RocketLauncher.

Quadraptor built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Quadraptor met all three bullets with his teeth, catching them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Quadraptor smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

If you can see Quadraptor, he can see you. If you can't see Quadraptor you may be only seconds away from death.

Quadraptor owns servers even when he's AFK.

Quadraptor is so fast he can run around the Earth and shoot himself in the back of the head.

[Canadian*Sniper]

Q.h.b.t. :p

[Fuzznut]

Quadraptor is also the reason Waldo is hiding.

<Kooky7> quadraptor is my lord