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A Guide To Newbies
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Newbies are vital for the game of Quake. We need new players to enjoy the game and participate in the action.
Newbies are also fun to frag.
When playing in a free for all, it is important to be aware of the newbies. If you see a newbie respawn, you can feel at liberty to try to frag the newbie with a shotgun and 5 health knowing they are used to running away from other players.
In many free for all games, one strategy is to be very alert to where newbies are presently located.
One particularly fun game is finding 2 newbies who are grappling each other to death. This is always fun because you can get 2 frags with 1 rocket, which is always rewarding. Often being fast at finding newbies is very important determining factor in the final score.
Cautionary Note
It is important to be nice to newbies and tell them "gg". With some frequency, newbies evolve quickly and may end up owning you within a few months. Therefore, it is important to make friends with the newbies as it is easier to be owned by someone who doesn't hate you and tell you that you suck.
THE END
A Guide To Newbies
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Newbies are vital for the game of Quake. We need new players to enjoy the game and participate in the action.
Newbies are also fun to frag.
When playing in a free for all, it is important to be aware of the newbies. If you see a newbie respawn, you can feel at liberty to try to frag the newbie with a shotgun and 5 health knowing they are used to running away from other players.
In many free for all games, one strategy is to be very alert to where newbies are presently located.
One particularly fun game is finding 2 newbies who are grappling each other to death. This is always fun because you can get 2 frags with 1 rocket, which is always rewarding. Often being fast at finding newbies is very important determining factor in the final score.
Cautionary Note
It is important to be nice to newbies and tell them "gg". With some frequency, newbies evolve quickly and may end up owning you within a few months. Therefore, it is important to make friends with the newbies as it is easier to be owned by someone who doesn't hate you and tell you that you suck.
THE END
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