Women/Wives/Wife

[R00k]

LOL @ r00k.

MG you know pleasing my wife only work's 1 way and that way is her way or no way. My wife can fight just as good as i can considering she is a former Marine 2 year's active 2 year's in-active. I rarely get on her bad side so we try and make shit work both ways.

nah im not diggn on you or your wife

seriously ive been there but you gotta let me 2d this cause it make sense
to my psych MaryJane

"face it tiger, you just hit the jack pot!"


keep the old lady happy = more beer

[wicked_lord]

What would be so hard to wait 15 minutes till the show is finished?

It's NETFLIX, Pause that shit and let's go. Guess everyone seem's to forget the NETFLIX part <--------------

[grave_digga]

What would be so hard to wait 15 minutes till the show is finished?

[wicked_lord]

When does the WifeX mod release R00k?

I've been married for 13 years and I think the way you handled things Wicked Lord was a bit pushy and kind of Fvcked up... You out right let her know you really didn't have interest in her when you said:



Before she's a soldier she is your wife and being in a "100%/100% relationship means if she doesn't bother you when you're fragging servers left and right then you better not disturb her "dumb ass shows".

R00k really did break it down for you there...

You also probably shouldn't have mentioned(promised) you may leave alone but you won't eat alone or leave alone... This right here says to her "bitch you're just another fish in the sea to me and I already have my fishing poles and expensive bait packed in the truck." and kind of balances on the verge of being verbally abusive.

Here's what you do next time...

Sit down beside her and finish watching the show with her, when you're both ready get up, grab the keys and have a great night! It's simple when dealing with strong women, treat them as you'd want to be treated and more.

Also Her being a soldier has nothing to do with you 2 being married in her mind.

Do i smell or look like a ****y? I however am sweet to my wife but when a man has to eat its time to get the fuck up and go eat! NETFLIX, FUCKING NETFLIX can be replayed OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Same shit (REPEAT) a Quake match CAN NOT be replayed over and over because you can NOT repeat the match before or the one before that. Different gib's, frags, winner's etc. So when i say EAT i mean let's go eat period. My wife and I have a very good relationship it is what has made us last 7 years so far. ;]

[RL Clown]

If you're having any problems with your relationships, please listen to these songs... They'll make you feel better...

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QWOc0HnItM]Limp Bizkit - Re-Arranged - YouTube[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8vzTsnPps]Limp Bizkit - My Way - YouTube[/ame]

I got 99 problems, but a wife ain't one (just kidding). I will have a wife... I will understand the true meaning of pain. Ha, ha!

[Phenom]

When does the WifeX mod release R00k?

I've been married for 13 years and I think the way you handled things Wicked Lord was a bit pushy and kind of Fvcked up... You out right let her know you really didn't have interest in her when you said:

Me: Ok how long before it's over?

Before she's a soldier she is your wife and being in a "100%/100% relationship means if she doesn't bother you when you're fragging servers left and right then you better not disturb her "dumb ass shows".

R00k really did break it down for you there...

You also probably shouldn't have mentioned(promised) you may leave alone but you won't eat alone or leave alone... This right here says to her "bitch you're just another fish in the sea to me and I already have my fishing poles and expensive bait packed in the truck." and kind of balances on the verge of being verbally abusive.

Here's what you do next time...

Sit down beside her and finish watching the show with her, when you're both ready get up, grab the keys and have a great night! It's simple when dealing with strong women, treat them as you'd want to be treated and more.

Also Her being a soldier has nothing to do with you 2 being married in her mind.

[wicked_lord]

LOL @ r00k.

MG you know pleasing my wife only work's 1 way and that way is her way or no way. My wife can fight just as good as i can considering she is a former Marine 2 year's active 2 year's in-active. I rarely get on her bad side so we try and make shit work both ways.

[Adam]

OK, my version...

me: let's go out to eat
wife :


me: Take-away it is then!


...

[MadGypsy]

@P. Love - yep, but that's not really how it would have went for me. That was the get-it-done version that ends in the leaving WL wanted.

My version would have went like this

me: lets go out to eat
wife: can I finish watching my show?
me: yep

oh wait that's not how it would have went at all cause.... I don't have TV signals of any kind fed into my house...lol.

It would have gone like this

me:let's go out to dinner
wife: ok (cause I don't have food either lol)

WHILE EATING DINNER:

Wife: can we get TV... and food?
Me: It's coming out of your allowance :wink:

[PrimalLove]

@MadGypsy

Technology triumphs again!

[MadGypsy]

lol you didn't use your head bro. This is how it would have went for me.

wife: I'm watching my show
me: what show? (grabbing tablet)
wife: The dumb show I watch
me: And how much time is left (finger on seek head)
....
me: (hands wife tablet and hotspot while pulling her to her feet) we're leaving.

[PrimalLove]

LOL @ Dutch

[Dutch]

Can that bar wench also be my wife??

[R00k]

hehe ive been married 16 years, here;s the break-down....

Me: You ready to go get some dinner its 6:30pm?
(I'm fuckn starving can we fuckn go now holyshit woman lets fuckn go!)

Wife: I'm watching my TV show.
(I've been sitting here for 50 minutes, it's almost over, you were playing quake for the last 45...)

Me: Ok but you can pause it, It's on netflix.
(lady, im starving lets go now now now, keys in hand)

Wife: But I am watching it now.
(it's ALMOST over just 5 minutes)

Me: Ok how long before it's over?
(wonder if i have time for 1 more frag)

Wife: Will you leave me the alone.
(you're talking over the last 5 minutes, if u would just hush for a sec it will be over in 5 minutes...)

Me: Kind of hard you won't leave!
(verbal bitch slap)

Wife: **sigh** just go alone.
(nevermind whatever mood i was in just got shoved in a box of shit)

Me: I will leave alone but no promises that i will eat alone and leave the
restaurant alone.
(...hehe got her on the ropes, kick to the ****)

Wife: **looks at me stupid and has no response...**
(ballsack)


Sometimes, well, many time we piss them off and they say nothing.

Once we get pissed off, it's down hill.

Ya just gotta stop and think, okay this isnt a bar-wench, its my wife.


um, where's that bar again?

[wicked_lord]

That sucks... I don't have a wife, but I have a girlfriend and she can be a pain... Females are funny, pathetic, and illogical. I'm just kidding. Men are from Mars and women are from Venus... That's why women and men don't understand each other. Have a glass of wine! You'll feel better!

Glass of wine?

More like I'm headed to Tennessee to chug the entire Jack Daniel's distillery.

;]