Women/Wives/Wife

[wicked_lord]

That sucks... I don't have a wife, but I have a girlfriend and she can be a pain... Females are funny, pathetic, and illogical. I'm just kidding. Men are from Mars and women are from Venus... That's why women and men don't understand each other. Have a glass of wine! You'll feel better!

Glass of wine?

More like I'm headed to Tennessee to chug the entire Jack Daniel's distillery.

;]

[Grim Warlock]

Depends on how you take it. It was morally toward's my wife even though she is no part of this community. That is why we call this a VENT thread!

Why can't it be a "relationships" venting thread then? Not "oh dem gurls, lol they be from Venus. hard to understand women bro."

[RL Clown]

Me: You ready to go get some dinner its 6:30pm?
Wife: I'm watching my TV show.
Me: Ok but you can pause it, It's on netflix.
Wife: But I am watching it now.
Me: Ok how long before it's over?
Wife: Will you leave me the alone.
Me: Kind of hard you won't leave!
Wife: **sigh** just go alone.
Me: I will leave alone but no promises that i will eat alone and leave the restaurant alone.
Wife: **looks at me stupid and has no response...**

Conclusion: Women are fucking complicated.

Now had that of been me saying I am in the middle of a MATCH which is not often she would have been all over my ass. Yeah this is my rant about my WIFE, Gotta vent somewhere because the only other person in this house is her mother and she's an idiot too.

That sucks... I don't have a wife, but I have a girlfriend and she can be a pain... Females are funny, pathetic, and illogical. I'm just kidding. Men are from Mars and women are from Venus... That's why women and men don't understand each other. Have a glass of wine! You'll feel better!

[wicked_lord]

Uh, isn't this kind of... sexist?

Depends on how you take it. It was morally toward's my wife even though she is no part of this community. That is why we call this a VENT thread!

[Grim Warlock]

Uh, isn't this kind of... sexist?

[wicked_lord]

You sure you're married? lol

100% married without a doubt. Shit's all good now though. End Rant!

[Dutch]

Haha. I get the same kind of stories from my boss. Classic.

[Phenom]

You sure you're married? lol