Please stop...

[Shadowswift]

I've been really nice about it up until now, but that doesn't mean I haven't noticed. I'm done being nice.

Stop stealing my fucking baked goods.

If this continues, I'll be notifying local law enforcement. I'm tired of this shit.




You have been properly warned. Do not invoke my wrath.

[Grim Warlock]

No fuck you Death Knight, we won't stop.

[Zop]

You bake them so good I think you're a pasty chef, DK.

[Shadowswift]

If I notice so much as a single cookie missing, I'll know who did it. Expect to find a nice little present under the seat of your car.

[bluntz]

DOn't do it DK!
My fish are priceless!

[Shadowswift]

My informants have notified me of certain treachery. Mindz was caught with his hand in my cookie jar earlier today.

Mindz, I sure hope you're good at zombie survival mode...because you're going to be living it for the next 36 hours. If you survive, I'll absolve your crimes against me.

[rambo]

how the ffhhhhhhhhhh do i get some baked goods haha

[Shadowswift]

Steal them from some other evil entity. Try Satan, he is more merciful than I am.

[Zop]

+hand_in_cookie_jar

[Shadowswift]

-Zop

[foq]

-DeathKnight
+handincookiejar
-handincookiejar
+alienswarm

[Frenzy]

I don't want the cookies, but I want the rest of the baked goods!

[Shadowswift]

You are all meat.

[bluntz]

Save me some of those brownies Frenzy,I know you got to them before me cuz of that googley eyed grin!