Please forgive!!!

[wicked_lord]

The Secret Service Scandal investigation has revealed new light.

This would not have made news had the secret service agent paid the prostitute the $800.00 she asked for, for services. The agent instead offered her $30.00. How in the hell do you fire the only person willing to cut spending in the government??

[R00k]

$30 per ounce that's some expensive jizz

[MadGypsy]

you guys...lmao

@stiffing hooker more than once
@only person willing to cut spending

Lemme know when y'all gonna have your next stand-up comedy tour. I'll be sure to catch it when it makes it to an auditorium near me.

[Mindf!3ldzX]

The Secret Service Scandal investigation has revealed new light.

This would not have made news had the secret service agent paid the prostitute the $800.00 she asked for, for services. The agent instead offered her $30.00. How in the hell do you fire the only person willing to cut spending in the government??

hahahahahaha. Man o Man, stiffing the hooker more than once isn't allowed

[wicked_lord]

I still cant believe this guy was fired. NIGHTMARES!!