You know I'm totally just messin with you, right?

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I can't talk. My honeymoon was spent in a cheesy motel and I wasn't even married. It was priced well though. 29$ for 4 hours in the room and 100$ for a honey. The moon was free.
note: I have never actually paid a whore for sex. I have standards. I steal their money and leave before they wake up.

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