Russians drill into HELL

[golden_boy]

"As a communist I don’t believe in Heaven or the Bible; but as a scientist I now believe in Hell," said Dr. Azzacove. "Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw and we know what we heard. And we are absolutely convinced that we drilled through the gates of Hell!"

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"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."

"But when we made adjustments our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren’t those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"

[Mindf!3ldzX]

Let me google that for you

lol. Go Go SciShow

[MadGypsy]

Sooo... hell is in Siberia? That's pretty funny cause one entymology of the word translates it to 'sleeping land' and another 'local people'. I guess they found the local people.

Lol, their worst suspicions were confirmed, it was the screaming of millions of humans...

Complete drivel.

I heard thunder but when I looked out the window my worst suspicion was confirmed... it was actually a nuclear war.

If they can lower a mic down there they can lower a camera.I guess officially discoving hell isn't a big deal.

[golden_boy]

April fools.

[MadGypsy]

lol... I'm a fool everyday.

[Adam]

April fools.

Damn! I had my plane tickets bought and my super shotgun packed.

[golden_boy]

Hard to fit through a borehole

[Ebisu]

I guess Hell really is on Earth.

[R00k]

@Ebisu
April Fools' Day - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

the OP was a joke.

on a side note , i just tried to connect to your qw server in DarkPlaces and it said banned, and connect failed.

[Adam]

Hard to fit through a borehole

Good job I didn't bore'd the plane.
It would of been a bore'ing flight back
and, across the bore'd, a waste of time.
I bore witness to your April tomfoolery.

=)

[Mindf!3ldzX]

Good job I didn't bore'd the plane.
It would of been a bore'ing flight back
and, across the bore'd, a waste of time.
I bore witness to your April tomfoolery.

=)

Asterix !?

[Spike]

asterix was such a boar...

I can't shake the feeling that this april fools is a repeat from last year.

[golden_boy]

Nice one, Adam.

I can't remember what the april joke was last year...

[MadGypsy]

@last year april fools: Baker thought he was gonna fool everyone into thinking he was leaving, when really he was just releasing Engine X. Actually, maybe that was 2 years ago.