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Everyone is a bad driver except me. I'm sick and tired of seeing people switching lanes without signalling or turning the signal on for 1 second. You think anyone notices a signal that's turned on for a second?! You're a fucking idiot!
And when I'm speeding up to match the highway speed on the merging lane, don't try to beat me when I'm already ahead of you. And if you are, look at me like a man! Don't pretend I'm not there, I'm honking at you! You better speed up and or slow down so we can not have a fucking accident! Fuck it, I'm going into 3rd gear and beating you at your game. Don't care if I rev up to 4000. Idiot!
Ok so now I'm on the highway. I'm going to wait until I see a good gap between two cars on the inside lane then signal left. Oh what's this? Once I signalled you're going to speed up? See if I care, I'm turning. Oh now you're mad and tailgating me, I guess I'll slow down to see if you clue in. I don't give a fuck if someone behind you rear ends you. You're causing just as much of an accident by tailgating me.
And for people that wait until the last second to merge onto the highway, stop riding it like it's a smooth merry go round! People are slowing down for you so you can merge, don't fucking doddle along keeping them waiting. And for the people that like to change lanes and inbetween cars like NASCAR, it disgusts me that I hear about an accident somewhere else on the highway at the same moment.
Ok so now I'm off the highway and driving at night in a 50 zone. It's 12 at night so I can hardly see. I'm going to go in the outside lane and go 40. Now there's a big SUV tailgating me? Take the goddamn inside lane and pass me you chump! Now you got your headlights blaring at me so I guess I'll slow down so I don't run anyone over from blindness. Still doing it? Fuck it I'm going stop the car and beat the living shit out of you. Think you're tough because you have a bigger vehicle. Oh that's right, now you change lanes! Maybe I should follow YOU home...
Hi, My name is Dan and I'm the only good driver in BC, Canada.
And when I'm speeding up to match the highway speed on the merging lane, don't try to beat me when I'm already ahead of you. And if you are, look at me like a man! Don't pretend I'm not there, I'm honking at you! You better speed up and or slow down so we can not have a fucking accident! Fuck it, I'm going into 3rd gear and beating you at your game. Don't care if I rev up to 4000. Idiot!
Ok so now I'm on the highway. I'm going to wait until I see a good gap between two cars on the inside lane then signal left. Oh what's this? Once I signalled you're going to speed up? See if I care, I'm turning. Oh now you're mad and tailgating me, I guess I'll slow down to see if you clue in. I don't give a fuck if someone behind you rear ends you. You're causing just as much of an accident by tailgating me.
And for people that wait until the last second to merge onto the highway, stop riding it like it's a smooth merry go round! People are slowing down for you so you can merge, don't fucking doddle along keeping them waiting. And for the people that like to change lanes and inbetween cars like NASCAR, it disgusts me that I hear about an accident somewhere else on the highway at the same moment.
Ok so now I'm off the highway and driving at night in a 50 zone. It's 12 at night so I can hardly see. I'm going to go in the outside lane and go 40. Now there's a big SUV tailgating me? Take the goddamn inside lane and pass me you chump! Now you got your headlights blaring at me so I guess I'll slow down so I don't run anyone over from blindness. Still doing it? Fuck it I'm going stop the car and beat the living shit out of you. Think you're tough because you have a bigger vehicle. Oh that's right, now you change lanes! Maybe I should follow YOU home...
Hi, My name is Dan and I'm the only good driver in BC, Canada.
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