Ok So It's Summer Time Right So I Decided To Do A Little "cleaning Up" . I Shaved My Twig And Berries
A) Thats The Way The Ladies Like It
B) Whenever I Went To Scratch My Nuts I Had To Navigate 5 Of My Gentle Fingers Through Some Dense And Thick Underbrush. It Was Like Trying To Finger A Bitch With Poison Sumack Growing On Her Milkshake.
Every Summer I Do This It's Like A Ritual. Anyways Now My Tootsie Roll Area Itches Like Crazy I Can't Take It Guys Im Considering Suicide. It Usually Isnt Like This It Doesnt Itch This Bad But Oh My God I Have To Sit In A Bathtub All Day Cause If Im Not Sitting In The Bathtub Im Going To Be Scratching My Mangina Area And Its Getting Painful.
Should I Cover Myself In Aloe Vera? Soak My Groins In The Blood Of Infants? Hurry Plz I Think Im Going To Scratch A Hole In My Boxer Briefs. Very Sexy By The Way Wear Boxer Briefs If You Want Girls To Start Touching Themselves The Moment They See You.
A) Thats The Way The Ladies Like It
B) Whenever I Went To Scratch My Nuts I Had To Navigate 5 Of My Gentle Fingers Through Some Dense And Thick Underbrush. It Was Like Trying To Finger A Bitch With Poison Sumack Growing On Her Milkshake.
Every Summer I Do This It's Like A Ritual. Anyways Now My Tootsie Roll Area Itches Like Crazy I Can't Take It Guys Im Considering Suicide. It Usually Isnt Like This It Doesnt Itch This Bad But Oh My God I Have To Sit In A Bathtub All Day Cause If Im Not Sitting In The Bathtub Im Going To Be Scratching My Mangina Area And Its Getting Painful.
Should I Cover Myself In Aloe Vera? Soak My Groins In The Blood Of Infants? Hurry Plz I Think Im Going To Scratch A Hole In My Boxer Briefs. Very Sexy By The Way Wear Boxer Briefs If You Want Girls To Start Touching Themselves The Moment They See You.
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