Your computer speaks slang!

[Mindf!3ldzX]

Go to your Control Panel, then locate Speech

(if its installed,I checked all 4 computers in my house,and they all had it by default,so its safe it say you got it already..)

Open it up, and replace the text in the text field with crotch.
Press Preview.
rofl

[joao93]

Tell us what happens, I won't do that shit!

[Mindf!3ldzX]

you wont do that shit? lol,joao, if your running winxp, then its probably already on your computer,and its made by microsoft. its perfectly harmless...

[joao93]

typo

[Canadian*Sniper]

There are tons of Windows easter eggs and bugs that look like easter eggs. Just give that a google to find them. I like the notepad conspiracy one (it's a bug in the program).

[joao93]

What's that one, C*S?

[joao93]

Hmmm... crowsnest? wtf is that :S

[IEEE 802.11]

If you put "crotchf" it will actually say crotch, with an f at the end tho.

[R00k]

that or double the h. I have no idea how crow's nest is a slang
though typing "My hAiry ass itches but i cant reach it" sounds funny too...
Oh the days of the c-64 and Sam