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  • Healthy Alternatives for Trolls

    I've noticed many people trolling a variety of topics now, and I wanted to point out that there are many alternatives to sitting on these forums and clicking the "Post a Reply" button whenever someone posts on a topic.

    Now I'm not Dr. Phil, but I've come up with a list of things you can do to prevent yourself from becoming/continuing to be a troll:

    1. Play Quake
    2. Play another game
    3. Take a walk
    4. Watch a movie
    5. Take a nap
    6. Have sex
    7. Watch pornography
    8. Masturbate
    9. Watch television
    10. Listen to music
    11. Sing to music
    12. Go to the mall
    13. Stare at the sun
    14. Fry ants with a magnifying glass
    15. Go to work
    16. Go to a gym
    17. Stalk someone
    18. Kidnap a child
    19. Go out to eat
    20. Smash something
    21. Dress up like a superhero and jump off a building
    22. Donate blood
    23. Do volunteer work
    24. Smoke crack
    25. Get in a fight with a random person
    26. Take a shower
    27. Go hunting
    28. Go fishing
    29. Go on a killing spree
    30. Pretend you're a pirate
    31. Get drunk
    32. Melt action figures in the microwave
    33. Mow the lawn
    34. Learn martial arts
    35. Cut yourself
    36. Learn a new language
    37. Overdecorate your house for an upcoming holiday
    38. Go to the park
    39. Swim
    40. Sell your soul to the devil
    41. Learn guitar
    42. Attend a religious event
    43. Drive to another city or town
    44. Go to the zoo
    45. Order something online
    46. Play cards
    47. Learn how to read tarot cards
    48. Read a book
    49. Skydive
    50. Jump off a bridge

    There are many more things you could do, but here are 50 examples of healthy alternatives to forum trolling.

  • #2
    Lol, you actually took the time to do this?

    I think you need to take a walk, hit the gym, and eat some cake.

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    • #3
      skydive

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Canadian*Sniper View Post
        skydive

        Maybe in my younger days!! Kinda Like Fin telling me to Scuba in the Winter.. NOT!!! Pretty and nice and warm in the Summer.
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rampage View Post
          Lol, you actually took the time to do this?

          I think you need to take a walk, hit the gym, and eat some cake.
          Please try alternative #35.
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          • #6
            what?
            who are you?
            oh.. yea..
            TU

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            • #7
              You can take a fall in a wind tunnel that blows upwards. I've seen them.

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              • #8
                What is this bullcrap?

                Nothing beats the extreme satisfaction of getting back at someone, humiliating them and making them feel as crap. Then you get to watch them act as a desparate, confused and angry fool. HeeHeeHee!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Paradi$e View Post
                  What is this bullcrap?

                  Nothing beats the extreme satisfaction of getting back at someone, humiliating them and making them feel as crap. Then you get to watch them act as a desparate, confused and angry fool. HeeHeeHee!
                  You're fucking retarded.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Paradi$e View Post
                    What is this bullcrap?

                    Nothing beats the extreme satisfaction of getting back at someone, humiliating them and making them feel as crap. Then you get to watch them act as a desparate, confused and angry fool. HeeHeeHee!

                    You need to grow up and realize you are in a video game/internet.
                    Last edited by Phenom; 03-12-2008, 01:24 PM.
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                    • #11
                      What I realize is that after I wipe the floor with you two, you want me to stop. LOL! All that is said in man sort of way.

                      Next time, think before you flame somebody. Lesson learned.

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                      • #12
                        Who two? Me and Phenom?

                        This topic wasn't directed towards you, it was just an "in general" topic.

                        and it was supposed to be funny.

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                        • #13
                          Not you, sweetie. Omicron, Phenom and Sniper.

                          It is funny. I loved it. Thanks!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Paradi$e View Post
                            What I realize is that after I wipe the floor with you two, you want me to stop. LOL!
                            Originally posted by Paradi$e View Post
                            Not you, sweetie. Omicron, Phenom and Sniper.


                            I think she can't count. Unless she thinks I'm C anadian*Sniper now or Omicron is Canadian*Sniper.

                            BTW I'm FPS DOUG! BOOMHEADSHOT!!! LOL
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                            • #15
                              I think you can not read. Those are 3 separate flamers.

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