Healthy Alternatives for Trolls

[QuadRaptor]

I've noticed many people trolling a variety of topics now, and I wanted to point out that there are many alternatives to sitting on these forums and clicking the "Post a Reply" button whenever someone posts on a topic.

Now I'm not Dr. Phil, but I've come up with a list of things you can do to prevent yourself from becoming/continuing to be a troll:

1. Play Quake
2. Play another game
3. Take a walk
4. Watch a movie
5. Take a nap
6. Have sex
7. Watch pornography
8. Masturbate
9. Watch television
10. Listen to music
11. Sing to music
12. Go to the mall
13. Stare at the sun
14. Fry ants with a magnifying glass
15. Go to work
16. Go to a gym
17. Stalk someone
18. Kidnap a child
19. Go out to eat
20. Smash something
21. Dress up like a superhero and jump off a building
22. Donate blood
23. Do volunteer work
24. Smoke crack
25. Get in a fight with a random person
26. Take a shower
27. Go hunting
28. Go fishing
29. Go on a killing spree
30. Pretend you're a pirate
31. Get drunk
32. Melt action figures in the microwave
33. Mow the lawn
34. Learn martial arts
35. Cut yourself
36. Learn a new language
37. Overdecorate your house for an upcoming holiday
38. Go to the park
39. Swim
40. Sell your soul to the devil
41. Learn guitar
42. Attend a religious event
43. Drive to another city or town
44. Go to the zoo
45. Order something online
46. Play cards
47. Learn how to read tarot cards
48. Read a book
49. Skydive
50. Jump off a bridge

There are many more things you could do, but here are 50 examples of healthy alternatives to forum trolling.

[Rampage]

Lol, you actually took the time to do this?

I think you need to take a walk, hit the gym, and eat some cake.

[Canadian*Sniper]

skydive

[Net-Tyme]

skydive

Maybe in my younger days!! Kinda Like Fin telling me to Scuba in the Winter.. NOT!!! Pretty and nice and warm in the Summer.

[foq]

Lol, you actually took the time to do this?

I think you need to take a walk, hit the gym, and eat some cake.

Please try alternative #35.

[Rampage]

what?
who are you?
oh.. yea..
TU

[Zop]

You can take a fall in a wind tunnel that blows upwards. I've seen them.

[Paradi$e]

What is this bullcrap?

Nothing beats the extreme satisfaction of getting back at someone, humiliating them and making them feel as crap. Then you get to watch them act as a desparate, confused and angry fool. HeeHeeHee!

[omix2]

What is this bullcrap?

Nothing beats the extreme satisfaction of getting back at someone, humiliating them and making them feel as crap. Then you get to watch them act as a desparate, confused and angry fool. HeeHeeHee!

You're fucking retarded.

[Phenom]

What is this bullcrap?

Nothing beats the extreme satisfaction of getting back at someone, humiliating them and making them feel as crap. Then you get to watch them act as a desparate, confused and angry fool. HeeHeeHee!

You need to grow up and realize you are in a video game/internet.

[Paradi$e]

What I realize is that after I wipe the floor with you two, you want me to stop. LOL! All that is said in man sort of way.

Next time, think before you flame somebody. Lesson learned.

[QuadRaptor]

Who two? Me and Phenom?

This topic wasn't directed towards you, it was just an "in general" topic.

and it was supposed to be funny.

[Paradi$e]

Not you, sweetie. Omicron, Phenom and Sniper.

It is funny. I loved it. Thanks!

[Phenom]

What I realize is that after I wipe the floor with you two, you want me to stop. LOL!

Not you, sweetie. Omicron, Phenom and Sniper.

I think she can't count. Unless she thinks I'm C anadian*Sniper now or Omicron is Canadian*Sniper.

BTW I'm FPS DOUG! BOOMHEADSHOT!!! LOL

[Paradi$e]

I think you can not read. Those are 3 separate flamers.