Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays etc.

[MasterSplinter]

http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedi...mas%20song.mp3

Amy: He knows when you are sleeping.
Farnsworth: He knows when you're on the can.
Leela: He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
Zoidberg: Ohh.
Hermes: You better not breathe, you better not move.
Bender: You better off dead, I'm telling you dude,
Fry: Santa Claus is gunning you down.

[Baker]

To me, Xmas is nothing but Turkey Day part 2. I don't believe in that bearded guy giving you what you want just because you asked. I don't believe in Santa Claus either.

The best feature of Santa Claws is, of course, his claws!

Naughty children fear the arrival of Santa Claws sneaking down the chimney to ambush them with his vicious claw attack.

[golden_boy]

You spoiled it for the others now!

[Fragger]

To me, Xmas is nothing but Turkey Day part 2. I don't believe in that bearded guy giving you what you want just because you asked. I don't believe in Santa Claus either.

[MasterSplinter]

Politically Correct Seasons Greetings

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[Dreadlorde]

Happy winter solstice.

[Baker]

Hello Chuck

[Chuck]

Have a happy and safe holidays. Keep up the great work on the site guys.

Chuck