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"Video game heroes are traditionally people we would like to emulate. Sonic the Hedgehog is fast and quick-witted. The Contra commandos are total badasses, even if they die in 1 hit. And Link wields a cool sword and has a harem of hot fairy bitches waiting off of him. What kid worth his legos wouldn't want to be any of these fine role models? Why then, as their flagship hero, does Nintendo choose an overweight, big nosed plumber with an ungainly mustache and ridiculous suspenders? Why was this, the most unlikely heroic figure, chosen? Unusual yes…but deliberate? Looking at the evidence in light of this new Communist hidden agenda, the answer for this mystery is obvious. Mario, and his short-lived brother, are none other than cartoon representations of Joseph Stalin. Stalin was Russia's amicus humani, amor patriae or communist super man. So could this "super" Mario represent another "super" man? Well, that is for you to decide."
"Based on the evidence, a sinister new picture emerges about our cherished childhood hero. What follows is a dramatization, based on what we believe is really going on in Super Mario Bros."
I would like to quote the following:
"If anything can be said about Mario, it is that he seems to wear quite a bit a red."
"While Mario is smashing and stomping his way across the Mushroom Kingdom, a popular government is being overthrown! Does this not bring our minds to the Russian Revolution, where the entire Royal family was deposed and executed by communists?"
"Once the castle is seized and the resident leader sacked (and thrown into a lake of fire), we see no more clearly what Mario’s intentions are, than when he raises his own flag of victory."
From my friend D.Porter - "I wrote a history paper on it at douglas college.
got a B+ if I'm not mistaken. that is the truth of mario and his communist ways"
Resources:
The Original Source
A Movie Dedicated to the Truth!
And if you still don't believe me, take a look at what people noticed while playing the game!
One peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Will Mario be stopped?
Will Mario's brain smashing, gold stealing ways ever end? Find out what King Koopa has to say.
Don't miss the horrific conclusion!
If you ask me, mario mustache looks just like Stalin's. As for currency, he needs to pay rent.
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