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  • I caught a bad guy in real life

    No not Kimp. [That's coming, it'll take a bit of time to unfold. And that is not a joke.]

    Last night, a situation arose where I stalled some iffy character and had unnoticeably called the police and talked to the dispatcher. She sent 2 police cruisers and one of the officers was someone really familiar with me and they showed up 2 minutes later.

    The second they showed up, I pointed to this iffy guy and said "That's him". They started asking him questions and he lied about his identity. The guy said "This is harassment. I'm going to talk to my attorney and sue you." I said back "If you have nothing to hide, you'll just tell the officer your story and be on your way after it checks out."

    This guy had been breaking into cars several times and stealing wallets. After lying several times about his identity, after 30 minutes they got the guy's real name after his social security number he was giving them and date of birth didn't check out.

    I'm laughing my ass off right now because after an hour of the police interrogating the guy I got thanked on behalf of the police department.

    They had just busted the guy who has apparently broken into countless cars the last few weeks and now they've got him. It was funny when during the mid-point of the process one of the officers cuffed him and the guy asked "Am I being arrested?" Police: "No your are being detained. In a few minutes after I get confirmation from the dispatcher, you will be arrested at a minimum for falsification. [Lying to the police about his identity.]" Last thing I saw was his girlfriend's car being towed away. Both of them were arrested.

    Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
    Last edited by Baker; 10-04-2010, 06:17 AM.
    Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

    So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

  • #2
    Owned! haha congrats!

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    • #3
      Woulda been sweet had they pistol whipped him in front of ya. Or even better let you do it. haha nice 1
      Originally posted by Baker
      Why does the biggest cry baby in the forums use an Arnold Schwarzenegger avatar? Arnold never cries like a little girl like how you have cried in every Kimp thread.

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      • #4
        TWO thumbs UP!!!
        Ia! Ia! Shubb Niggurath!


        "Not dead is what forever can wait" (HPL)

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        • #5
          5-0'd , one more ways than one!!
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          • #6
            You're moving on from Quake engine coder to Super Hero now Baker?

            Don't forget us tiny people! hehe


            Glad to hear everything went smoothly for you, where I'm from if I called the cops... they'd come and arrest me.
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            • #7
              flawless victory, gg Baker
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              • #8
                Originally posted by foq View Post
                flawless victory, gg Baker
                Baker 5-0's people in real life.

                Lets hear some Chuck Norris comments about Baker!
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                • #9
                  Someone (female) asked me today "Aren't you worried that this guy could come looking for you?"

                  "It would make a wheelchair salesman somewhere very happy. And I have always been itching for a more direct 'say' in the theory of evolution."
                  Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

                  So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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                  • #10
                    If this guy come looking for you gib him with GL

                    Nice work Baker, keep the streats clean from trash!

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                    • #11
                      Who needs GL when you have BH?
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                      • #12
                        What gave him away to make you call the police?

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                        • #13
                          He seemed out of place and way too overly friendly, which made me rather upset and he got even more friendly when he saw I wasn't happy. I was thinking "Why is this guy talking so much and why does it matter if I like him?" It was like he was too concerned about me, so he got more of that.
                          Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

                          So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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                          • #14
                            You say not Kimp but in many ways there are similiarities.

                            Here are the roles:

                            Iffy guy = Kimp
                            You (in real life) = Quake Community
                            Dispatcher = Quakeone Forums
                            Police = familiar guy Baker, other guy BadaIm
                            Iffy guy's GF = Splinter

                            Ode how QUaketh can be comparedeth to real lifeth

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                            • #15
                              My mom is a criminal psychologist that does counseling for inmates in prison.

                              The creepiest people are also very friendly. They talk a lot and want acceptance to get a sense of comfort, when I didn't give it to this guy him he talked even more. The more annoyed I got, the more he talked and got all friendly and as he kept talking I started looking him in the eye and he'd turn away but look back at me about every 30 seconds to try to get a sense of whether or not a presented a threat to him.

                              Something wasn't right. I didn't know what it was. I just knew I didn't like this guy at all.

                              [The cops seemed to know within 2 minutes what the deal was.]
                              Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

                              So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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