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    Toothy 'Coon Tears Tallywacker


    MOSCOW, Russia-A raccoon has bitten off a perverts penis as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified but toothy fur ball. "When I saw the raccoon I thought Iíd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. "Heís been told they can get things working again but they canít sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. "Thatís gone forever so there isnít going to be much for them to work with."
    SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:
    THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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    Lmao!
    http://www.nextgenquake.com

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    • #3
      http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5001/img3454m.jpg
      Last edited by AAA; 02-11-2011, 12:44 AM.

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      • #4
        that stuff looks evil.
        http://www.nextgenquake.com

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        • #5
          good morning vietnam !!
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          SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:
          THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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          • #6
            chicken aint no chicken !

            keeping with the irrelevant theme of animals vs irrational men.
            rooster stabs man with Knife!
            SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:
            THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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            • #7
              HeHe -->
              --> Mr. Frosty : http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5314/img3481u.jpg

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              • #8
                that nugget reminded me of this...

                [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwHzs-kmsE]YouTube - The devil went down to jamaica real music video[/ame]

                anyone watchin this at the office, this is NOT "office friendly" if your boss dont like the sticky icky
                SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:
                THE IMITATION OF ANY OR ALL MANEUVERS EXECUTED BY A BB2 H23A1 4WS PRELUDE IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR CAR'S HEALTH. DRIVING A PRELUDE MAY CAUSE LOSS OF INTEREST IN OTHER CARS, WOMEN AND SPEED LIMITS. OTHER SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, COLD SWEATS AND OTHER SYMPTOMS RELATED TO ADDICTION. IF THE SYMPTOMS PERSIST,DRIVE!
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