Toothy 'Coon Tears Tallywacker
MOSCOW, Russia-A raccoon has bitten off a perverts penis as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified but toothy fur ball. "When I saw the raccoon I thought Iíd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. "Heís been told they can get things working again but they canít sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. "Thatís gone forever so there isnít going to be much for them to work with."
MOSCOW, Russia-A raccoon has bitten off a perverts penis as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified but toothy fur ball. "When I saw the raccoon I thought Iíd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. "Heís been told they can get things working again but they canít sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. "Thatís gone forever so there isnít going to be much for them to work with."
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