Shooby dooby doooo!

[ForestMan]

I was gonna make a joke and post a google result for the "wrong" Stephen King. However, I googled it and 50 pages of results later it was still the "right" Stephen King - so I gave up. Apparently he is the only person in all of recorded history with that name to have done something with his life.

Ye and he propably wrote a 1600 pages long book meanwhile you were googling on him

[wicked_lord]

^^^ you are correct.

[MadGypsy]

I was gonna make a joke and post a google result for the "wrong" Stephen King. However, I googled it and 50 pages of results later it was still the "right" Stephen King - so I gave up. Apparently he is the only person in all of recorded history with that name to have done something with his life.

[ForestMan]

Who is Stephen King? I apologize for my ignorance.

Apologize for your bad google skills

[RL Clown]

It sounds like something Stephen King would wrote. Are you Stephen King?
I realy hope not, cos if I did look like Stephen King I would propably be writing scary stories as well

Who is Stephen King? I apologize for my ignorance.

[ForestMan]

One sunny day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced eachother drew their knives and shot eachother, a deaf cop heard the noise and came over to find two dead boys, if you do not believe this story is true, ask the blind man, he seen it too.

It sounds like something Stephen King would wrote. Are you Stephen King?
I realy hope not, cos if I did look like Stephen King I would propably be writing scary stories as well

[wicked_lord]

^^^ good enjoyed it all

[MadGypsy]

You can call me D.J. Rotfish
I spin heads like records straight from the top bitch
I'll have you screamin..like kimp in a bot glitch
You'll be gimpin a hot twitch, ♪- fixin to rage quit -♪
I spit game in dark places like lava nails with the wall fix
off the chain and on the ball man - point-oh-six when I next think
hot piercing sensations - imma point it when you next blink
♪- ..wont you teach me how to rocket jump -♪
♪- I'd like to rocket jump - but I keep blowin up -♪

{probably more}

[R00k]

i probably posted this years ago this is a ctf poem i wrote in 2001 ya i was drunk dont judge me

It all begins by choosing your teams
but when the game starts its not what it seems,

you have to hurry, scurry and run
to be the first to get that gun,

find some ammo, armor or health
there's no money, only frags for wealth.

make your way to the other teams base
grab their flag, thus begins the race,

a journey back through the map you must head
back to your base before you are dead

if you encounter the opponents defender
call on your teammates, do not surrender

"I have their flag, I need some escorts!"
"Base is not SAFE", someone else retorts,

Toss a grenade, jump or slide
away with your hook, in the air you glide

to saftey, across boundary in your domain
and capture the flag, the joy you refrain

for now you must fight, protect and defend,
your base, your flag to the very end,

regroup, replenish, more ammo you need
with skill you will, succeed indeed,

"alert! alert! our flag has been taken,
at base, our defense has been forsaken!"

with haste, take chase after the flag carrier
surround around, and create a barrier

with explosions of fire, a whailing yell
a cheer, a jeer, the carrier fell

reclaiming the flag, the team is victorious
with deadly skill, known as notorious

alas our team was not defeated,
the losers in shame have all retreated.

[Mindf!3ldzX]

Quake > any ryhme,any time

[RL Clown]

Kinda hard too when im never home, and cannot play on an iphone..

yo rhymes are good but i got somethin for ya
i got somethin hot like da heat from california
look, rite now, i don't have da time to play quake
i got work, school, i got lots of money to make
yo bro, quake is a good game, don't get me wrong
but sometimes me n my homeboyz gotta move on
we gotta go outside n get some exercise
enjoy da warm weather cuz it's real nice

[wicked_lord]

Kinda hard too when im never home, and cannot play on an iphone..

[Phenom]

The real crime here is you're all not playing Quake!

[wicked_lord]

Butler is always at fault! Blame the kids i tell ya, innocent bastards!

[Mindf!3ldzX]

The Butler did it, obviously.