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l learned to drive by playing GrandTheftAuto
l learned to make coffee by playing GrandTheftAuto
l learned to carjack by playing GrandTheftAuto
l learned to use a crowbar bat by playing GrandTheftAuto
l learned to rob a liquor store by playing GrandTheftAuto
l learned to jump off a bridge by playing GrandTheftAuto
I believe without the comma you are technically saying that you learned how to drive the cars in the grand theft auto game.
you could also say:
Grand Theft Auto taught me how to drive.
or
STUDENT DRIVER Grand Theft Auto School of Driving
I think my last one gets your point across and looks more like a bumper sticker.
I often thought that a bumper sticker that was the entire width of the bumper would be cool. Put lots and lots of text on it. Give people something to think about while they are stuck behind me in traffic. Maybe we could start with the first 4 amendments to the constitution.
Or maybe something simple and "shocking" in gimungous letters.
I AM A TAX BURDEN!
ERRYBODY GOT OBAMA PHONE! <--imaging this covering your entire bumper (lol) Maybe even add a lil picture of the lady whom said it.
or maybe something of both
You paid $4.32 today to support my welfare habit. Thanks. See you tomorrow.
note: I do not receive welfare or utilize "free" stuff funded by the tax payers. These are examples.
I got my driving skills from playing Grand Theft Auto too much,
Where I also learned how to fly a helicopters, drive tanks, use jetpacks and kill hookers.
I got my driving skills from playing Grand Theft Auto too much,
Where I also learned how to fly a helicopters, drive tanks, use jetpacks and kill hookers.
Why does driving school exist?
[Sarcasm]Just buy GTA and start driving![/Sarcasm]
"Through my contact lenses, I have seen them all, I've seen wicked clowns and broken dreams / Crazy men in jumpsuits trying to be extreme and messing around with your computer screen" - Creative Rhyme (03/23/2012)
[Sarcasm]Just buy GTA and start driving![/Sarcasm]
Driving school are for the puzzies who can't handle Grand Theft Auto! DUH!
I learned how to properly execute a 4-way stop in Grand Theft Auto.
1.Accelerate
2.If no collisions thru the 4-way find another 4-way.
2.If collision then you've successfully killed someone. Pick up their money off the ground and possibly handgun if they're carrying one, steal their slightly less damaged vehicle, find a hooker to replenish your health then kill the hooker and get your money back.
WARNING
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