Happy Valentine's Day

[Kliffington]

Party over here!

[MadGypsy]

Fuk it. The 3 of us seem to be the only ones having any fun around here.

@sylux - dont forget whores. what else cn we add here that is totally inappropriate?

[Kliffington]

I'm glad to have contributed

[Syluxguy28O3]

i never in my life thought that a thread on masturbation would be made on this board...wow.

[Kliffington]

I was thinking about dousing some steel wool in alcohol and just do the damn thing. So, I am glad I read this. No alcohol, just steel wool & Vicks Vapo-Rub?

This is gonna be the best Valentines ever!

*you think I should clamp it to my junk with some vice-grips (or something) so it won't be like I'm using my own hand? You'll have to excuse my ignorance, I'm used to actually getting laid (it's only $50)

Absolutely.
I have a girlfriend of 3 years I'm about to marry, but I still practice, pro-players never go in the game cold.
Gotta warm up, dig deep, do work.

[MadGypsy]

I was thinking about dousing some steel wool in alcohol and just do the damn thing. So, I am glad I read this. No alcohol, just steel wool & Vicks Vapo-Rub?

This is gonna be the best Valentines ever!

*you think I should clamp it to my junk with some vice-grips (or something) so it won't be like I'm using my own hand? You'll have to excuse my ignorance, I'm used to actually getting laid (it's only $50)

[Kliffington]

Avoid anything that is labeled "Hand Sanitizer" or has an alcohol content

[MadGypsy]

Imma try that. Any highly experienced recommendations?

[Syluxguy28O3]

lol thanks for that.

[Kliffington]

Happy Valentine's Day.