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I think thats "Baked", he's a different player -- someone who has played CA for a long time. I only use the name "Baker" on forums.
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adult quake is getting drunk alone in your room playing a 10 year old video? pull the trigger next time you're choking on a barrel
how many years of runequake required to get admin @ dredd?
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Beer Night transformed into a Red vs Blue Beer Night.
Caboose: I like me
Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
Church: So this is what this is all about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Donut: It's not pink, it's lightish red.
Simmons: Sarge, we need to get Donut airlifted out of here.
Sarge: Could you put that in a memo and entitle it "Shit I Already Know'?
O'Malley: You foolish fools will never defeat me! You're far too busy being foolish! Ha! Oblivion is at hand!
Simmons: Sarge. I have an idea, but I need you to distract him.
Sarge: Will do! Grif? I've never believed in you. Not even for a moment. But now, is your chance to prove yourself. To me.
Grif: What can I do, Sarge?
Sarge: I need you to run right at O'Malley.
Grif: And shank him with my shiv?
Sarge: No. When he blows you up with the rocket, try to see if you can get your dismembered limbs and guts to clog the barrels of his rocket launcher.
Grif: You're kidding.
Sarge: It's a remote chance, I know. But it's worth a shot.
Tucker: You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!
Voice on radio: Man, I hate this. This sucks.
Caboose: It's Church!
Voice on radio: I just wanna lay around and do nothing.
Sarge: I think it's Grif!
Voice on radio: Right after I take this nice, warm, bubble-bath.
Sarge, Simmons: Donut.
Caboose: Where have you been?
Church: You want the long version or the short version?
Caboose: I will take the easy version please.
Simmons: OK, you ready? Let's do this on three. One...
Grif: Wait. On three, or three and then go?
Simmons: On three. It's always faster to go on three.
Grif: OK. OK. On three.
Simmons: Ready?
Simmons: One...
[Grif starts backing away, then turns and runs like hell]
Sheila: Target acquired.
Grif: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit...
Simmons: Two...
Sheila: Target locked.
Simmons: Three!
[Simmons turns and sees that Grif is long gone]
Simmons: Oh, you backstabbing cockbite!
Sheila: Firing main cannon.
[Sheila fires her cannon and blows up the Warthog]
Simmons: Son of a bitch!
Grif: Son of a bitch!
Church: Son of a bitch!
Caboose: But I don't want to be dead. I want to be alive. Or a cowboy.
Church: What's going on?
Sarge: You want the long version or the short? Basically you've got a fifty megaton bomb in your gut.
Sarge: And Lopez is about to kill us all.
Church: That didn't make any sense, what's the long version?
Tucker: That was the long version. The short version is "we're boned."Last edited by Canadian*Sniper; 06-11-2007, 03:53 AM.
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I did whiskey shots (chasing with Mountain Dew) all night,and now im feeling a bit like a 16 penny nail thats been swung at by a 3 year old,hammered and bent all to fuck
Played some Rage PUB, and 2-2 kp vs 0v,and 1-1'd against Baked (who left prematurely thinking he won the best 2 of 3,but left while it was 1-0 myself winning,and during 2nd series mid-game,score 4-3 him. ROFL, the things that alcohol causes people to do.
hahahaha,he was counting his Points scored instead of Rounds won.This is why alcohol is bad for you!IRC ~
[04:02] <@mindzx> you left like
[04:02] <@mindzx> fucking
[04:02] <@mindzx> 4-3
[04:02] <@mindzx> u quit earlier
[04:02] <@mindzx> early
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> did i ?
[04:02] <@mindzx> you retard
[04:02] <@mindzx> lol
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> oops
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> HAHA
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> k
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> do it over
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> 4-3
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> my bad
[04:02] <@mindzx> lol
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> tlook at score on screen
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> no tab
[04:02] <@`bake0v`> :p
[04:02] <@mindzx> and besides man
[04:02] <@mindzx> get real
[04:02] <@mindzx> it was 1-0
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I've got a Tyskie at the moment. Lemme finish my dinner and I'll be joining you probably with a Bacardi V or a margarita
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Beer Night at Dredd!
You read the title right! Go up to the nearest podunk gas station or whatever you got closest and get yer self some beer! lets get down at Dredd with a buzz!
You know you wanna!
People I know intrested in drinking are
Mr.Green
R00k
Frenzy
Skillet
Mindz
you dont gotta be on that list but you gotta atleast have your parent permission to be drinkin
after all I can't stop ya and really I dont wanna!
Nothin like a buncha drunk guys shootn bricks at eachother
Beer night at Dredd!
so far I got myself some Bacardi Superiour(Rum), 12 pack of miller and a 40oz of MGD!
You don't gotta be a drinker to play either I just figured it would be fun!
everyones welcome! Leave the BS at the door
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