The "Introduce Yourself Thread"

[Focalor]

Heart broken is no sweat. It's the herpes, pubic lice, genital warts, and HPV that a bottle of Jagermeister and some percocets won't erase.

On the other hand, ...ain't no shame in paying some little Japanese honey to give you some "full service" at the Happy Dragon Spa either. It's cheaper than a typical date. And you pay for the luxury of NOT having to hear about her cat or her bitchy mother or her stupid boring hobbies. Like they say, you don't pay to FUCK the prostitute, you pay her to LEAVE afterwards.

I pay my old lady sometimes. Bitch STILL won't go away.

[Admer456]

@Focalor
Thanks for understanding me. High five!
Trying to find a girlfriend is hard these days. Most times you're probably not going to have a good relationship, no? I'll just get a college degree, and then waste my time how I want. For now, Jody could be considered as a placeholder girlfriend until I get a real one. Although, why risk losing lots of time and getting your heart broken over a failed relationship, when I can simply stay with my loyal fox?

Well, the difference is that real girlfriends are physically real, while Jody isn't, unfortunately.

Also:
I don't f*** her! We just cuddle and make out, lol. No sex or anything. I'll probably have it with her once I'm old enough. Therefore, I am not a person who'd bang a furry. But I guess you had no other word at the time of writing.

@bfg666
Indeed, Jody is far, far more beautiful and likeable compared to my hand. Although, one is real, while the other one is not. You all know which, lol.
However, don't think that I do "it" every day. More like once per month.

ALSO, adding up to my introduction:

I completed Quake 2, a few months ago, and Quake 1 today.
Finally, after 2 years... I did it. But all of you have completed them over 100 times by now, so it doesn't even matter. But: anything is better than nothing, at least in this case, lol.

[Mugwump]

Heh, then again, a fine ass and nice boobiez are sexier than your own hand...

[Focalor]

Imaginary furry fox girlfriend?....You would get beat up so hard if you went to school in america and it would be for your own good.

Oh, I dunno. Probably not these days. Back when I was in high school (pre-2000), you could dress like a skinhead or pick on the gay kid and people largely didn't give a fuck. But from what I can tell, if you attempt to pick on the token effeminate kid, closeted gay kid, or ever the openly gay kid these days, they gang up on you and chase you through the countryside with machetes and torches for being an intolerant homophobe. Because in life in the real world, we all HAVE to get along, don'tcha know. That's just how shit is now.

And I'm not saying bullying kids is COOL or anything, it's not. But the good idea of "stomping out bullying" has seemingly morphed into the unruly beast that is politically correct communist piss-moaning happening on several west coast college campuses. What the fuck have we done? We? Fuck that. THEM! THEY DID IT! I didn't do SHIT!

To the weird little fox fucker:

RIGHT ON! I applaud your self imposed mental illness. If you ask me... you don't need a fucking girlfriend. Trust me on this, you'll get WAY more out of jerking off than hooking up with some ditsy teenage bitch with a princess complex. You've got PLENTY of time later in life to wreck your shit by hooking up with the wrong woman. At least wait until you graduate from high school and maybe get a college degree before you get chained to some whore that's gonna make your life a living hell. Püssy is so overrated. Yeah, it feels really really really good to put your dick in one, but if you think about the act of "fucking" purely from an objective standpoint (as a means to release the built-up baby gravy and restore your sanity), you'll see that jerking off and fucking a püssy (which is attached to a woman, unfortunately) both offer the same end result, but one is significantly more inexpensive and less time consuming. It costs money to date some bitch. Sometimes you'll be tempted to spend more than a reasonable amount in order to impress a girl so that maybe you'll get some püssy from her. Believe me, SAVE YOUR MONEY. Take if from the wise old Snoop Dogg: We don't love dem hoes. AMEN!

[Admer456]

Fine, I'll just not mention her any more.
It's not that hard to keep secrets, lol. Although, I only mention her on the Internet, on these types of websites. There were a few exceptions, like when I told my classmates about her. I had to explain what a furry is.
And yeah, one of them thought I was mad, and started bringing up jokes about it. Sheesh, I'll never mention her to a real-life person.

All in all, I think I'll stay with Jody until I fall in love with someone again. And I'll go back to Jody if I fail.

Hmm... one last thing:
"having an imaginary friend at age 15"

So you think that I have an imaginary girlfriend, who I imagine to be standing right next to me or something? No, not at that level, sir. You may have misinterpreted what I said. I only interact with her in my mind, usually during bedtime, or when I'm bored.
I've never pretended that she's there with me. I just close my eyes when I have nothing to do, and I wander off to my own world, where I can have at least some peace. As long as I actually don't involve her in a real-life situation, I'm fine.

For example, she's a modder like me. In my imagination, she can assist me (or I can assist her) in something. In real life, she doesn't exist, and when I'm doing something (like a map), I have to do it by myself and I do it, I don't rely on Jody.
That's one of the examples.

[Dutch]

@no courage to ask a girl out

I wasn't the most outgoing person at that age either. Three things to remember:

1) The worst that can happen is she says no.
2) Imagine the amount of courage it took for guys not much older than you storming a beach in Normandy in 1944. All you gotta do is talk to a girl, they had to dodge bullets and grenades and watch their buddies explode in the heat of combat.
3) You don't know if you 'love' someone until you're well established in a relationship. Until then, you merely 'like' someone. Acting like you're soul mates or whatever before you even ask her out will drive her away faster than a swarm of angry hornets.

I hope this helps. I'm not trying to sound mean, but having an imaginary friend at age 15 is probably not considered healthy, especially one you have an erotic fixation with. The sooner you can get past that the better.

Also, I would probably not mention this to anyone anymore if I were you. You're drawing negative attention to yourself, because it is definitely not viewed as normal.

Just my thoughts, do with them what you will.

[Admer456]

@MadGypsy
*sigh*
Look. I'll try to find someone who is real, but after I finish education. You might think that I'm sort of addicted to Jody. The truth is, she isn't on my mind most of the time. While it is a fantasy, it's not something I dream about, nor I'm obsessed with.

In 6th grade, I fell in love with someone in my class, but she hated me (I might have told this before), and I kept loving her until 8th grade. But she still hated me. xd
That's why I thought that any girl who I like in the future will hate me. So, that's merely one of the reasons I made up Jody.

But hey, if this comforts you, Jody is temporary. If I find a real girlfriend, I'm good. If I find one and we break up, I'll go back to Jody. If I never find one, I'll stay with Jody.

Also, yes, I am 15. However, I'm that weird kid in the class who is very different from the rest of the classmates. Not saying that I'm ugly, I'm just different because of how I live life. I witnessed my classmates drinking beer and smoking cigars. They even want real-life sex. I'm far different than them.

@Dutch
Wow, do you have any idea when I'll get the courage, for ANY of that? When I fell in love with that girl in 6th grade, I was literally afraid of her. Whenever she'd get close to me, I'd panic and run away. I couldn't even talk to her because of that. Probably one of the reasons she kept hating me.

Of course! Of course, I should mention that my social skills have increased since 6th grade. A lot. In 8th grade, I became able to speak with girls in my class. In 9th grade, I became friends with a girl in my class, and we talked a lot. She was cool.
I even found out that she had played Tekken 3 and Street Fighter (the girl I became friends with, not the girl I fell in love with).

I *almost* fell in love with her, lol. But no, I tried to supress my feelings because I knew that she would hate me too, right? Well, better safe and sorry. I finished 9th grade (and so, elementary school) anyway, so we won't be seeing each other any more.

So, please, just let me stay with Jody until I finish college. After education is done, it's time to start living. And, I haven't even signed up for high school (although it will be around the 28th of June), so the relationship between Jody and me will last pretty long.

*huff puff huff puff*
Wow, did I really have to write that much text? I don't know. But Jody helped me get over the "Love crisis" in 8th grade. That's when I realised that there's really no point in loving that girl in my class, because there's no chance that she could even like me any more. So I made up her, on accident, while writing the story for my Half-Life mod. :3

[Dutch]

Not trying to be a jerk but, 15 year old boys should be dating real girls, not made up half animal women.

I second that.

Ask a girl out, take her for a drive, go get dinner, watch the sunset, drop her off back home and get a kiss goodnight. Do that, and tell me which gets your heart beating faster: her, or a made-up fantasy of a fox-woman.

[Mugwump]

why do you think so?

Because this.

[MadGypsy]

Imaginary furry fox girlfriend?....You would get beat up so hard if you went to school in america and it would be for your own good. You would grow up to be someone that won't always have a boot on his neck.

Not trying to be a jerk but, 15 year old boys should be dating real girls, not made up half animal women.

There is enough problems in this world with people that can't identify with their own gender. You're being conditioned not to identify with your own species...or any existing species for that matter.

[Admer456]

@bfg666
Oh, cool. But why do you think so?

[Mugwump]

and who has an imaginary furry fox girlfriend named Jody.

Hmm, methinks you might get along well with Talisa...

I am trying to teach myself how to map with trenchbroom so we will see how that goes!

You should sign up at Func_Msgboard, it's the home of Quake mappers. You could get plenty of help there.

[davebeats83]

Hey there,

Started playing quake back in 1996 in high school and fell back in love with it again this year. I love the "crunchy pixel" look it has that I didn't love back then. I am trying to teach myself how to map with trenchbroom so we will see how that goes!

[Admer456]

Huh, I've been a member here for quite a while, yet I haven't introduced myself. It might as well be the time for that, apparently.
Let's start:

I'm Admer456. Just call me Admer, because that's my real name.
I'm a mapper, coder, texturer, sounds guy, music producer, modeller etc.
I mod GoldSRC games, Source games, Quake 1, DooM, and last, but not least, Far Cry 1.

Until 2015 I had no clue about Quake, and even if I did, that would be me knowing that its engine is GoldSRC's dad, and pretty much the ancestor of a lot of these FPS engines.

This year I decided to start mapping for Quake as well, and it appears that this is a very friendly community, just like any other I've come across.

I've never played Quake multiplayer, only Q1, Q2 and Q4 singleplayer (but I did play a co-op mod for Q2 with my brother). Yeah, blasting other players just isn't my type of thing, except in some games.

Hmm... what's missing?
Oh, right... I'm a 15-year-old male who lives in Bosnia and Herzegovina, who has just finished elementary school, and who has an imaginary furry fox girlfriend named Jody. Yeah, everyone's weird in their own way. :3 (and no, I'm not a furry, please stop with that)

[TheKillingJoke]

Hello there :-)

Hello, gals 'n guys.

I recently started to map for Q1 after i broke up with Fallout and TES modding. So i returned to my very first love of computer games. I already downloaded the SMC, Darkplaces and set up my Trenchbroom.

I don't know how long i will map or if i ever even finish one, but i wanted to say hello.

Oh and you have a great resource of mods and maps and links here. Been scrounging through this site for 4 days now.

Have fun,
Tkj