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    Funniest Quake Quotes ...

    My contribution:

    XQ[Clayborn]: How can I be frozen and on fire?
    Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

    So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

  • #2
    spooker_TU: I hope none of you ever go into the military.
    spooker_TU: The friendly fire and accidental suicide count would
    spooker_TU: skyrocket because of all the RL wallshots.


    Slaughter CR*W was gibbed by [baker]'s rocket
    Slaughter CR*W: bot

    ...laff

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    • #3
      This actually transpired

      Tim: I'm all outa nails
      Amon: Aw, that sucks
      Amon: I have some, I'll give you them
      Tim: You can do that?
      Amon: Ofcourse!
      Tim: Cool!
      Amon: Meet me underground
      (few minutes transpire, tim meets me face to face)
      Tim: ok how do I do this?
      Amon: Just hold shift and look down
      Tim: Ok
      (I proceeded to "donate" about Sixty nails into his head)
      Amon: That enough?

      Cruel I know, but he had to learn.

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      • #4
        haha, funny!


        here's mine:

        gamefreak_tu entered the game [appears right in front of me]
        RocketGuy: hi!
        gamefreak_tu ate 2 loads of RocketGuy's buckshot
        gamefreak_tu: ...

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        • #5
          Lol, Nice. I can't think of any good quake quotes... Too bad.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by RocketGuy
            haha, funny!


            here's mine:

            gamefreak_tu entered the game [appears right in front of me]
            RocketGuy: hi!
            gamefreak_tu ate 2 loads of RocketGuy's buckshot
            gamefreak_tu: ...
            ya, those cheap ass spawn kills suck. i got a quote...

            SAURAK:in my dreams, i am god and i cant wake up!
            I'm back, and better

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            • #7
              If you force MindzfieldX to fight in the water in CA+ on DM3 or in Rocket Arena, he has a bind:

              MindzfieldX: WHAT ARE YOU A *EXPLETIVE* MERMAID!
              Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

              So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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              • #8
                Lmfao

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                • #9
                  I can learn you to become pro quaker for 9:99$ <--- Terror (european quaker)

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                  • #10
                    I have a few....

                    GameFreak - Hi, are you a newb?

                    R00K - Your kung fu is WEAK!

                    SurferGirl - If you're not having phun, go play your gameboy.

                    QuadRaptor - Hey Surfer, do you still want the cheat of non-death?
                    SurferGirl - Ja I want the cheat of non-death!

                    QuadRaptor - I still think it's funny that people think I cheat.
                    SurferGirl - Ja all ESX bot!

                    Bwahahahahaha - Killing is my business. And business is good.

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                    • #11
                      Next we need a quote box to put these in.

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                      • #12
                        Gibaholic: Where's Cecco?
                        ???:He got deported, he told us right before he left on the server.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gibaholic
                          Gibaholic: Where's Cecco?
                          ???:He got deported, he told us right before he left on the server.
                          Now that's some funny shiznit.
                          Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

                          So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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                          • #14
                            Surfer Girl was telling someone that the "bots and cheaters" work in shifts. When one leaves another one shows up.

                            I told her she was right, we do work in shifts and now that Toyo_MR2 is here I can leave for the evening.
                            Quakeone.com - Being exactly one-half good and one-half evil has advantages. When a portal opens to the antimatter universe, my opposite is just me with a goatee.

                            So while you guys all have to fight your anti-matter counterparts, me and my evil twin will be drinking a beer laughing at you guys ...

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                            • #15
                              LMFAO Surfer is out of "its" mind. It is quite funny though...

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