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I am so incredibly fed up with these. Every fucking minute some bullshit needs to update itself on my system. I can't even fucking breathe on my own damn computer.
Attn Bill Gates: Fuck You!
Attn Oracle: NO I do not want you to install Ask toolbar EVER! Does anybody ever intentionally install that shit? Actually just completely fucking stop asking me if I want to update!
Attn Windows Security Center: No means no mother fucker!
Attn random programs with "do not check for updates" ticked: Why the fuck are you asking me to update?!
Attn AVG: You need to learn the fucking definition of priority. When I'm in the middle of a web page loading I would highly appreciate it if you don't capitalize on every byte of my system resources just to give me some update that will be good for like 2 hours. Actually how about you only update my system when I'm not even using the computer. Let me help you
windows.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_MOVE, reset)
windows.addEventListener(KeyboardEvent.KEY_DOWN, reset)
windows.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, check) //runs forever @ fps
private var time:uint = 0, assumedAwayTime:uint = fps*3600; //1 hour
private static function reset(event:*):void
{ time = 0; }
private static function check(event:Event):void
{
. . ++time;
. . if(time > assumedAwayTime) update(); //over one hour has passed with no user interaction
}
Does anyone know a virus that will shut all updates down? I would like to install it. I keep like 10 bucks in the bank. Hack me. Anyone stupid enough to steal my identity can go pay all my tickets and take care of whatever illegitimate children I might have too.
Attn Bill Gates: Fuck You!
Attn Oracle: NO I do not want you to install Ask toolbar EVER! Does anybody ever intentionally install that shit? Actually just completely fucking stop asking me if I want to update!
Attn Windows Security Center: No means no mother fucker!
Attn random programs with "do not check for updates" ticked: Why the fuck are you asking me to update?!
Attn AVG: You need to learn the fucking definition of priority. When I'm in the middle of a web page loading I would highly appreciate it if you don't capitalize on every byte of my system resources just to give me some update that will be good for like 2 hours. Actually how about you only update my system when I'm not even using the computer. Let me help you
windows.addEventListener(MouseEvent.MOUSE_MOVE, reset)
windows.addEventListener(KeyboardEvent.KEY_DOWN, reset)
windows.addEventListener(Event.ENTER_FRAME, check) //runs forever @ fps
private var time:uint = 0, assumedAwayTime:uint = fps*3600; //1 hour
private static function reset(event:*):void
{ time = 0; }
private static function check(event:Event):void
{
. . ++time;
. . if(time > assumedAwayTime) update(); //over one hour has passed with no user interaction
}
Does anyone know a virus that will shut all updates down? I would like to install it. I keep like 10 bucks in the bank. Hack me. Anyone stupid enough to steal my identity can go pay all my tickets and take care of whatever illegitimate children I might have too.
ya would have sounded funny if i said
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