You should maybe forgive your wife's friend. I doubt she even considered your gravel when she peeled off of your property. See if she's willing to earnestly apologize, and while you have her weak and ashamed make it a point to remind her that this is your property and ANYONE on it will respect that.
It'll be fun. You get to be king of the castle and she gets to "eat gravel".
I got to have a somewhat similar moment today with this stupid mother fucker that can't get it through his head (in 2 fucking years) that my name is not Mike. The difference is, I had to work with this idiot all that time and now I don't. I think today he realized there's a darkness in me that he was about to become incredibly intimate with. No, I KNOW he realized that. I'm all kinds of Michael now and I never said a word.
It went from "Hey Mike, I mean um, er Mich-aelllll" to me unleashing every demon living in my chest dead at him, followed by the most sincere "I'm sorry" I may have ever heard. I swear I was about to go Darth Vader on this mother fucker.
How is that similar? My name is my "house", I am the king of it and that will be respected or I will make you eat gravel. Mike indeed. What kind of stupid fucking name is that? It's not even a name...it's not even IN my name!
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I can finally update this thread. My wifes friend dumped that pansy ass for disrespecting her mother and brother. Her brother is a wimp too because all he did was call the cops after the now ex boyfriend hit him. Man i wish to hell and back he would have hit me. Why does the wimp ass brother get so lucky? MF'er! Found this out 2 days ago and it happened on july 5th. Regardless of this chicks single status she still isnt allowed at my house for fucking up my driveway which i spent 2 hours smoothing her spin out marks out of the gravel that she flung everywhere. Sometimes taking advice should be heeded.
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Sorry to hear about OMac's accommodation problems. Please send him my best regards and I hope he manages to sort something out soon.
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It sounds like the boyfriend sounds like a jerk. He sounds like you need to give him toilet paper to speak because all he would say is shit. He sounds like that kinda guy.
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Originally posted by MadGypsy View PostI don't care how clean you think your junk is, just touching the handle to enter the bathroom is reason to wash them. If I have to touch the handle on the way out I grab it with the same towel I dried my hands with and toss it to the can on my way out the door. Grabbing a bathroom door handle is like grabbing someones naked crotch. No thanks.
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Originally posted by Phenom View PostDon't trust men who don't properly shake your hand. A man knows what a handshake means and can instantly tell you both if you will like each-other or hate each-other.
I can't stand extending my hand and getting a rag doll handshake in return - in which I will still try to break your hand with my hand shake.
Only 2 types or people should have a soft handshake women and over aged boys.
refusing to shake my hand on my property or extending a power lacking handshake will get you seriously fvcked with.
I can normally tell when a man will have a weak handshake, they usually never look you in the eyes and either turn sideways to you or walk around your aura without trying to get to close to you.
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Originally posted by Mom View PostW-L that was funny story... I also remember the other one... if you talk about 'respect'... you almost fight with 2-3 people because they were not washing their hands after going to toilet... and you have told them 'wtf' hehe.
I don't know for you people but I really believe we, humans, are crazy, and the only difference is you have some people they know it (they are crazy), and the others, don't.
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you almost fight with 2-3 people because they were not washing their hands after going to toilet
I was waiting to pee at my job and this dude walks out the stall and heads for the door. Of course I'm a loud mother fucker and I said "Damn brah, you're fuckin nasty!" Later on I was talking to some girl that he apparently knew. He walks up, she introduces me and he extends his hand. I said "Fuck no! this dude doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom." He got all weird and passive aggressive after that but he didn't have the guts to do anything about it.
The girls face when I said that was straight up Kodak.
I don't care how clean you think your junk is, just touching the handle to enter the bathroom is reason to wash them. If I have to touch the handle on the way out I grab it with the same towel I dried my hands with and toss it to the can on my way out the door. Grabbing a bathroom door handle is like grabbing someones naked crotch. No thanks.Last edited by MadGypsy; 06-27-2014, 08:38 PM.
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Don't trust men who don't properly shake your hand. A man knows what a handshake means and can instantly tell you both if you will like each-other or hate each-other.
I can't stand extending my hand and getting a rag doll handshake in return - in which I will still try to break your hand with my hand shake.
Only 2 types or people should have a soft handshake women and over aged boys.
refusing to shake my hand on my property or extending a power lacking handshake will get you seriously fvcked with.
I can normally tell when a man will have a weak handshake, they usually never look you in the eyes and either turn sideways to you or walk around your aura without trying to get to close to you.
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Guest repliedW-L that was funny story... I also remember the other one... if you talk about 'respect'... you almost fight with 2-3 people because they were not washing their hands after going to toilet... and you have told them 'wtf' hehe.
I don't know for you people but I really believe we, humans, are crazy, and the only difference is you have some people they know it (they are crazy), and the others, don't.
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Originally posted by MadGypsy View PostWe're cut from the same cloth so to speak. I would have not only shook your hand firmly but looked you dead in the eyes while doing it. That guy doesn't represent his own cause very well. He gave you all of his power instead of meeting yours head on. His hand was probably on his penis all day anyway.
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Originally posted by Syluxguy28O3 View Posti always make a point to have a firm hand shake (well, exept with old ladies lol). when i get a "limp noodle" shake, i lose respect for the person.
shake like a man, or just don't bother. (guess that asshole chose the latter, eh?)
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We're cut from the same cloth so to speak. I would have not only shook your hand firmly but looked you dead in the eyes while doing it. That guy doesn't represent his own cause very well. He gave you all of his power instead of meeting yours head on. His hand was probably on his penis all day anyway.
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