Women/Wives/Wife

[wicked_lord]

Me: You ready to go get some dinner its 6:30pm?
Wife: I'm watching my TV show.
Me: Ok but you can pause it, It's on netflix.
Wife: But I am watching it now.
Me: Ok how long before it's over?
Wife: Will you leave me the alone.
Me: Kind of hard you won't leave!
Wife: **sigh** just go alone.
Me: I will leave alone but no promises that i will eat alone and leave the restaurant alone.
Wife: **looks at me stupid and has no response...**

Conclusion: Women are fucking complicated.

Now had that of been me saying I am in the middle of a MATCH which is not often she would have been all over my ass. Yeah this is my rant about my WIFE, Gotta vent somewhere because the only other person in this house is her mother and she's an idiot too.

[Phenom]

You sure you're married? lol

[Dutch]

Haha. I get the same kind of stories from my boss. Classic.

[wicked_lord]

You sure you're married? lol

100% married without a doubt. Shit's all good now though. End Rant!

[Grim Warlock]

Uh, isn't this kind of... sexist?

[wicked_lord]

Uh, isn't this kind of... sexist?

Depends on how you take it. It was morally toward's my wife even though she is no part of this community. That is why we call this a VENT thread!

[RL Clown]

Me: You ready to go get some dinner its 6:30pm?
Wife: I'm watching my TV show.
Me: Ok but you can pause it, It's on netflix.
Wife: But I am watching it now.
Me: Ok how long before it's over?
Wife: Will you leave me the alone.
Me: Kind of hard you won't leave!
Wife: **sigh** just go alone.
Me: I will leave alone but no promises that i will eat alone and leave the restaurant alone.
Wife: **looks at me stupid and has no response...**

Conclusion: Women are fucking complicated.

Now had that of been me saying I am in the middle of a MATCH which is not often she would have been all over my ass. Yeah this is my rant about my WIFE, Gotta vent somewhere because the only other person in this house is her mother and she's an idiot too.

That sucks... I don't have a wife, but I have a girlfriend and she can be a pain... Females are funny, pathetic, and illogical. I'm just kidding. Men are from Mars and women are from Venus... That's why women and men don't understand each other. Have a glass of wine! You'll feel better!

[Grim Warlock]

Depends on how you take it. It was morally toward's my wife even though she is no part of this community. That is why we call this a VENT thread!

Why can't it be a "relationships" venting thread then? Not "oh dem gurls, lol they be from Venus. hard to understand women bro."

[wicked_lord]

That sucks... I don't have a wife, but I have a girlfriend and she can be a pain... Females are funny, pathetic, and illogical. I'm just kidding. Men are from Mars and women are from Venus... That's why women and men don't understand each other. Have a glass of wine! You'll feel better!

Glass of wine?

More like I'm headed to Tennessee to chug the entire Jack Daniel's distillery.

;]

[wicked_lord]

That sucks... I don't have a wife, but I have a girlfriend and she can be a pain... Females are funny, pathetic, and illogical. I'm just kidding. Men are from Mars and women are from Venus... That's why women and men don't understand each other. Have a glass of wine! You'll feel better!

Glass of wine?

More like I'm headed to Tennessee to chug the entire Jack Daniel's distillery.

;]

[R00k]

hehe ive been married 16 years, here;s the break-down....

Me: You ready to go get some dinner its 6:30pm?
(I'm fuckn starving can we fuckn go now holyshit woman lets fuckn go!)

Wife: I'm watching my TV show.
(I've been sitting here for 50 minutes, it's almost over, you were playing quake for the last 45...)

Me: Ok but you can pause it, It's on netflix.
(lady, im starving lets go now now now, keys in hand)

Wife: But I am watching it now.
(it's ALMOST over just 5 minutes)

Me: Ok how long before it's over?
(wonder if i have time for 1 more frag)

Wife: Will you leave me the alone.
(you're talking over the last 5 minutes, if u would just hush for a sec it will be over in 5 minutes...)

Me: Kind of hard you won't leave!
(verbal bitch slap)

Wife: **sigh** just go alone.
(nevermind whatever mood i was in just got shoved in a box of shit)

Me: I will leave alone but no promises that i will eat alone and leave the
restaurant alone.
(...hehe got her on the ropes, kick to the ****)

Wife: **looks at me stupid and has no response...**
(ballsack)


Sometimes, well, many time we piss them off and they say nothing.

Once we get pissed off, it's down hill.

Ya just gotta stop and think, okay this isnt a bar-wench, its my wife.


um, where's that bar again?

[Dutch]

Can that bar wench also be my wife??

[PrimalLove]

LOL @ Dutch

[MadGypsy]

lol you didn't use your head bro. This is how it would have went for me.

wife: I'm watching my show
me: what show? (grabbing tablet)
wife: The dumb show I watch
me: And how much time is left (finger on seek head)
....
me: (hands wife tablet and hotspot while pulling her to her feet) we're leaving.

[PrimalLove]

@MadGypsy

Technology triumphs again!