Originally posted by Izhido
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Like I said before, I didn't anticipate starting a fist-fight with anyone over racial shit. I suppose it's not the main topic of this thread, although it is closely related, so... whatever.
The main topic of this thread was COPS, right?
I do agree that too many cops do not have the right temperament for the job. I've met these cops before. They suck. They're fucking egotistical power-tripping assholes who love being able to be as unpleasant as they like to people with no repercussions. They have no business carrying around a gun where they might pull it out and shoot at another person.
In my younger days, I was batshit crazy and used to get in trouble frequently. I've been arrested before, let's just say more than once. On one occasion I had been pulled over for speeding and I think I was probably doing 75 in a 55. It was probably around 1am, and I was coming home from drinking my balls off at a strip club all night. I had drank several beers, and between probably every 1 or 2 beers I was downing highball sized glasses filled to the rim of a drink called a StormTrooper, which was half Jagermeister and half 100 proof Rumple Minze peppermint shnapps. So yeah, to put it in scientific terms, I was what you would call "absolutely fucking hammered". The cop instantly knew I was intoxicated, so he asked me to step out and come to the rear of the car. While standing there talking with him, I was obviously nervous because I knew I was probably fixing to go to jail, so I kept slipping both my hands into my pockets. It's just a nervous habit that many people commonly have at times like that. He asked me to remove them from my pockets, so I did. He continued questioning me, and without thinking (because I was fucking drunk), my hands went back into my pockets again. Again he reminded me to keep my hands out of my pockets. By this time, another cop arrived on the scene. They both stood there while the first cop continued questioning me. Again... being drunk and forgetful, my hands went back into my pockets. At that point, both cops leapt at me and spun me around up against the trunk of my car. The first cop began punching me in the ribs while the second one was toe-kicking and muay thai kneeing the living shit out of my thigh. It hurt like hell, obviously. Dunno if you've ever had someone trying to beat the shit out of you before, but the tendency most people have is to try to avoid being hit further. It's basically a human reflex, you can't help it. So when I did this, they began both screaming at me, "STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!", while I yelled back, "I'm NOT! You're fucking hitting me! Stop hitting me!" By the time they were done, I had a giant bruise on my thigh that went from my hip all the way down to my knee, and what I assume was a couple of broken ribs. I was charged with DUI, speeding, resisting arrest, and assaulting an officer. But my lawyer was smart enough to obtain a copy of the dash cam, and the last two charges were thrown out. The two officers were never disciplined for quite obviously charging me with something I didn't do.
And that wasn't the ONLY crooked thing that happened during that whole experience. The local crooked court never assigned me an actual probation officer. Instead they had me pay my fines AND the probation fees directly to the city. I was never once drug tested during my probation period (because there was no probation officer to do it), which is standard procedure for DUI offenses. Anyway, long story short, a few years later the state found out about all the crooked shit the local police department was up to and they fired almost everyone.
It's also relevant to note that a few months after my arrest, the same cop was shot to death with a sawed off shotgun by a a couple of guys in a pickup truck he was pursuing that flipped over in a ditch. He pulled over, got out, and was running up to the truck to see if they were injured and to arrest them. One popped out with a shotgun and emptied it into his face.
I don't believe they had a good reason to beat the ever loving shit out of me that night. No cop should ever do that to a person. On the other hand, I did have my hands in my pockets. He briefly patted me down before questioning me, but he did not completely empty the contents of me pockets since I wasn't officially under arrest yet. He didn't know FOR SURE that I didn't have a weapon. And as it turned out a few short months later, he obviously had a good reason to be overly cautious, and if he had continued being overly cautious at all times, he might still be alive today and the local park might be named after someone else.
It's important to remember that cops are people too. I dunno if any of you have ever been to jail before, but I have on several occasions. Lemme tell ya, it's stacked floor to ceiling with the worst human beings you never want to meet. And all of them at one point were roaming around free in the world. And these are the people that the cops have to directly interact with on a daily basis. If I were in their shoes, I might accidentally shoot someone too. Because you never know when one of these people are gonna come up with a gun and pop you right in the face. You can't necessarily train a person to ALWAYS remain calm and composed in a crisis situation. When a person is facing the real possibility of death, no amount of intense training to control your reflexes and the release of adrenaline can be guaranteed to work.
I actually have neighbors now that I consider kinda close friends who are cops. None of them get paid nearly enough to have to deal with the kinds of assholes that comprise the jail and prison populations. And a lot of people who might be a perfect candidate for the job are never going to take the job because they aren't willing to get paid such a ridiculous amount for the risk they'd have to take on a daily basis.
So I guess the advice I'd give to anyone who doesn't want to find themselves being the victim of police brutality or an unjustified shooting would be to NOT do anything to cause the interaction with the police in the first place. Don't speed, don't drink and drive, follow all traffic laws, follow all OTHER laws when you aren't on the road. It's been 10 years since the last time I got in trouble with the law. Haven't been pulled over ONCE since then. Before that, I was getting bailed outta jail at least once a year, often several times a year. I was getting pulled over all the time, and many times I got away with shit that I could've been arrested for had the cop decided to investigate a little closer. How do I do it? I make sure I'm ALWAYS following the laws. Of course that doesn't excuse police from any blame if they're beating someone for a dumb reason like mexican kids wailing on a pinata at a birthday party. It'd be swell if we could trust all cops to not be like loanshark enforcers with a badge. But in this version of reality, you can't do that. So the best approach for your own safety is to be smart and give the cops no reason to talk to you in the first place.
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