When I first played Super Mario Bros. on some sort of a NES back in 2006, I wanted to stomp a turtle, lol.
But when I tried to do it, the turtle was very slippery and I fell on the ground, haha. In the end I just kicked it downhill into the forest. I maybe didn't really kick it, since I don't remember it well.
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Oh please, don't give me that shit, we all damn well know how many millions of poor defenseless turtles got stomped to death back in the 80's because of all the kids playing Super Mario Bros.
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@Ijazz
No, I'm a 15-year-old boy whose mass is around 80 kilograms.
I also play DooM and Quake, but I at least know my reasons.
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And you are an old woman who is 45 years old and weighs 420 kilograms.Mostly because of weed.
I am childish.But why I play quake and doom I have no idea.
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We do not make Muslim jokes here. There is one god but Allah, Muhammed is his messenger, blessings and peace be upon him. Islam is the religion of peace.
Nah. I'm fuckin' kidding. LOL ON U, ALLAH!
When I am crowned King of America, I pledge that we will build large remote controlled vehicles loaded with tons of explosives that look like the Oscar Meyer weinermobile and we will crash them into the mosques of the enemy. PRAISE JESUS, YOU GODLESS PRICKS!
And just to be fair, let's shit on the other side too...
Last edited by Focalor; 04-18-2017, 06:31 PM.
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You will never find one with me here.
OK you might probably find one here as my opinion and religion does not matter to anyone at all.
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Some Muslim jokes here are funny to me, lol. I wonder if I could find a good-enough one. :/
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