Things you'd like to say to co-workers (that would get you fired)

[OMacKnight]

"Feminism's a joke."

"Hitler had great clothes."

"Anal C.unt is a band." // They really are a band. :v

"Blood on the Dance floor saved my life."

"Sorry? I'm too busy sitting on my ass watching pornography and eating doritos."

"Why don't you get your own fucking food. Damn customers."

"<anything from the film Clerks>"

[Syluxguy28O3]

i hate this thread. i have no idea why.

[Shambler234]

"Can i put my penutt butter in your jelly"

[R00k]

"if you would start wearing a turtleneck i'll stop dropping my pen at your feet"

[RL Clown]

"You're not a gangster. You're a ****y."

"Did you have sex with a crack-head?"

[OMacKnight]

"I would tell you a joke, but I don't need to tell you about yourself, do I?"

[RL Clown]

"You failed sexual education."

"Take a big fat boot and shove it up your ass."

"I'm sorry to tell you this but your brain is fucked up."

"You keep on telling yourself that, and maybe, just maybe, one day, a child will believe you!"

"You don't know what you're talking about. Fuck off."

[Noodle-Shop]

When I was working at Build-A-Bear:

"Please go and suck off the stuffer machine"
"Your dick wouldn't fit in the teddies undies"
"I bet you're a pedophile"

When I was working at Orvis:

"if i fed you a lump of coal you would shit out a diamond, stop being so uptight"
"I bet you use the hoover to jack off"
"We're closing because you are a ****"

[Dutch]

I work in a metal fab shop where we get to talk like this all the time the difference is we are just giving each other a hard time.

[Roy Batty]

"You're the reason postpartum abortion should be legal"

"Kill yourself"

[RL Clown]

"Go suck on a tail-pipe."

"Even a piece of gum has a higher IQ than you do!"

"I will break your face and I will break your arms."

"You're a moron. Jump off a 20 storey building."

"Why are you blaming me? You're the one who gave out the orders, you fucking dumbass!"

"I was waiting for you, you fucking idiot."

"I hope you catch a disease."

"You're a stupid prostitute. Eat shit."

"I hope you get locked in prison for the rest of your life."

"Why do scumbags have to exist on this planet? Why should you exist?"

[JDSTONE]

saw this on the net

My boss hates it when i shorten his name to dick
i guess couse his name is Steve...

[foq]

If you would take the time to do shit right instead of quick and cheap maybe we'd be able to do what you want us to do...

[wicked_lord]

I love my job, I can rant,scream, do whatever the fuck i want to because the only person who hear's me is my wife. However the occasional slap's in the back of the fucking head are never pleasant.

[Frost R17]

Well there is a lot of things to get fired for what you say. This may come in handy because I finally have a real job. But what about the things you do?